The Republic of Dmitry Petrovich Svyatopolk-Mirsky is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.748 billion Dmitry Petrovich Svyatopolk-Mirskyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.6%.

The strong Dmitry Petrovich Svyatopolk-Mirskyian economy, worth 96.2 trillion NKBS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,054 NKBS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dmitry Petrovich Svyatopolk-Mirsky's national animal is the NKB, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dmitry Petrovich Svyatopolk-Mirsky is ranked 182,967^th in the world and 7,687^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.